In an english country garden
Jul. 13th, 2009 11:41 amIt's exactly the kind of English summer that encourages stuff to grow - warm and wet. It's just unfortunate that the stuff that grows in my garden is mostly the stuff I don't want.
Eight years ago it was a somewhat neglected field, and nature has never ceased her efforts to return it to that state. So I have spent the morning in the front garden rooting out dandelions, docks, thistles, goose grass, rosebay willowherb and all kinds of low creeping flowering weeds. I have long since concluded that the ground elder creeping under the fence from next door would survive a nuclear strike, along with the bamboo that the nursery swore blind was not the invasive type. An industrial-scale flame-thrower might do the trick, but I suspect the collateral damage — including the awkward conversation with the local police — would outweigh the gain.
Of course, what really irritates me, as I grub around on hands and knees with my backside fetchingly in the air, is that not once in seven years have I seen any of my neighbours — the ones with immaculate gardens that they open to the public once a year for the benefit of the church roof fund — actually doing anything that vaguely resembles hard work that will get their fingernails dirty. Do they really sneak out in the dead of night to weed by torchlight?
Eight years ago it was a somewhat neglected field, and nature has never ceased her efforts to return it to that state. So I have spent the morning in the front garden rooting out dandelions, docks, thistles, goose grass, rosebay willowherb and all kinds of low creeping flowering weeds. I have long since concluded that the ground elder creeping under the fence from next door would survive a nuclear strike, along with the bamboo that the nursery swore blind was not the invasive type. An industrial-scale flame-thrower might do the trick, but I suspect the collateral damage — including the awkward conversation with the local police — would outweigh the gain.
Of course, what really irritates me, as I grub around on hands and knees with my backside fetchingly in the air, is that not once in seven years have I seen any of my neighbours — the ones with immaculate gardens that they open to the public once a year for the benefit of the church roof fund — actually doing anything that vaguely resembles hard work that will get their fingernails dirty. Do they really sneak out in the dead of night to weed by torchlight?