Why should I be the only one to suffer

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What am I going to do with a gammon joint

The lodger has just rung in a great state of excitement: he has bought me a large gammon joint, which I won't see until he returns sometime next week. It was, apparently, a bargain.

Gammon recipes, anyone... 3 kg of gammon will take a lot of eating for two people.

Trudging through treacle

I distinctly remember when I was a bright young thing, coding was walking on water. But now it's trudging through treacle. I promised myself I'd get this app coded by October 2010. And it still ain't done...